silvrang
zoology-bro:

Hairy frog. (Trichobatrachus robustus)
Everybody sit down, because I promise that you aren’t ready for the tornado of badassery that I am about to send your way.
When attacked, the hairy frog will break its own bones and force them through its toe pads to create mad claw-type-things. 
Yup. 
This frog goes full wolverine on whatever was crazy enough to take it on. Although it isn’t known how the frog retracts it’s insane bone-claws (no one was stupid enough to hang around once they saw it enter X-men mode, clearly), it’s thought that the claws later retract passively, while the damaged tissue is regenerated.
It’s literally a few drops of adamantium away from changing its name to Logan. 
Image: Gustavo Carra
Also known as: Horror frog (no I’m not joking)

zoology-bro:

Hairy frog. (Trichobatrachus robustus)

Everybody sit down, because I promise that you aren’t ready for the tornado of badassery that I am about to send your way.

When attacked, the hairy frog will break its own bones and force them through its toe pads to create mad claw-type-things.

Yup. 

This frog goes full wolverine on whatever was crazy enough to take it on. Although it isn’t known how the frog retracts it’s insane bone-claws (no one was stupid enough to hang around once they saw it enter X-men mode, clearly), it’s thought that the claws later retract passively, while the damaged tissue is regenerated.

It’s literally a few drops of adamantium away from changing its name to Logan. 

Image: Gustavo Carra

Also known as: Horror frog (no I’m not joking)

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queenslick:

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING

This is actually dope. I’m making some of these today

i want to make every single one of these 

This. Is. Amazing.

Reblogging just so I.don’t lose these recipes

when I go to college I must have at least a cup a spoon and a microwave

Magical.

silvrang
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kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

Although this is important, there is one major thing I want to add to this. The common symptoms of a heart attack, pain in the chest and arm is common for MALES, the symptoms are a bit DIFFERENT in females. These symptoms include:
Chest pain or discomfort
Pain in arms, back, neck, or jaw,
Stomach pain
Shortness of breath, nausea, or lightheaded
Sweating
Fatigue
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entrance01:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

Although this is important, there is one major thing I want to add to this. The common symptoms of a heart attack, pain in the chest and arm is common for MALES, the symptoms are a bit DIFFERENT in females. These symptoms include:

  • Chest pain or discomfort
  • Pain in arms, back, neck, or jaw,
  • Stomach pain
  • Shortness of breath, nausea, or lightheaded
  • Sweating
  • Fatigue

[source]